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I& #39;m not saying that self-isolation has been boring, but today I discovered that one of my rulers is off by an eighth of an inch.
I heard they weren& #39;t making rulers any longer, but I guess I was wrong.
I& #39;m fine with baseball puns, but rulers are where I draw the line.
This quarantine has really not measured up to my expectations.
Don& #39;t lie, I know that when y& #39;all talk about me, you say, "Oh Amber? It was so good to meter."
I know that during normal circumstances, this is a baseball-heavy account. But this ruler debacle has really given new meaning to the phrase "going yard."
I guess I& #39;ll just inch my way towards the exit now. Bye bye.
