Tom Selleck doing a new series of reverse mortgage ads, clarifying that "we&
#39;re not trying to steal your house" & I feel it&
#39;s like a skit where the 3rd series of ads goes, "So...we, like stole your house ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
"Tom Selleck -- what are you doing in my rec room...wearing my silk pajamas?"
"Dude, I told you -- I stole your house. All your shit is mine now. I changed your dog&
#39;s name and he fuckin&
#39; answers to it. I turned your home office into a Mustache Museum."