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I love so much that someone has clearly looked at a rubble chute on a building site and gone, “Y’know what, I reckon...” https://twitter.com/david_chippa/status/1260256944213893120">https://twitter.com/david_chi...
so you go down quite slowly literally just because it gives you a big hugbox squeeze, as shown in this video which has really unfortunate Amigara Fault vibes https://youtu.be/I8g7AXTzD_I ">https://youtu.be/I8g7AXTzD...
I do not want to go down The Vore Tube
this apparently works in theory on buildings up to 105m. I dunno what happens if you try it on a 106m building
anyway I love to be extruded from the fire like a cheese string
meanwhile, this was one Russian company’s solution to the problem https://youtu.be/BcwDZ2ukJTM ">https://youtu.be/BcwDZ2ukJ...
I think both are a little optimistic but I especially don’t like the idea of doing a static line jump off a burning building and then trying to like dodge flaming debris with my canopy like fucking Medal of Honor
This rescues one person so the ground at the base of the building is gonna look like fucking Market Garden I guess https://youtu.be/HTO2Yu7Iexs ">https://youtu.be/HTO2Yu7Ie...
there’s an FDNY video I somehow ended up seeing of 9/11 where they’re like, okay we gotta not go into this whole plaza area because people are falling on it. and then every thirty seconds or so somebody comes down like a bullet. like that but with more burning parachutes
THE LONGEST ONE IN USE IS 165M
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I don’t want to be the guy who has to clean out the tube that is just 100% corpses stacked on top of each other. Like a stairwell but worse
what else we got. well you could rappel down the side of the - and I cannot stress this enough- burning building https://youtu.be/u60EnX4zYHk ">https://youtu.be/u60EnX4zY...
it’s fine, just rappel past that part
okay what else. well uhhhh you like platformers https://youtu.be/nrW_6X9aEow ">https://youtu.be/nrW_6X9aE...
what if we made a firefighting lift less useful https://youtu.be/3w1h12UfhnA ">https://youtu.be/3w1h12Ufh...
what if we made a stairwell less useful https://youtu.be/WeymzaSHhI0 ">https://youtu.be/WeymzaSHh...
