be prepared to get your feelings HURT hurt lol
If I see you date another ain’t-shit older dude who should know better I’m personally going to his run-down two flat to erect an electric fence around the perimeter
If we still lived in the same city I think we could scam a lot of bicurious guys out of money together https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> don’t ask why why I’ve thought of this
You’re the nicest person in the world and we’re very similar so I would never be mean and kinkshame you most days but....this tweet, right here? Consider your kink shamed.
I know from experience that making alcoholism part of your personal brand is way easier than cutting back but I hope you know you have way more to offer the world than that, and if you stopped we would never miss that facet of you at all.
you need to stop posting that fucked up fingernail baby
I like you but I had to unfollow because subtle friend boundaries / not asking too much time or intimacy of people seems to be a hard thing to navigate for you right now?

TBH I think it just remind me of ME when I was your age which is why I can’t deal with it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😫" title="Tired face" aria-label="Emoji: Tired face"> mania is wild
I’m also kinkshaming YOU but also laughing because your kinks are very cute and unique and charming just not like...not mine. Sometime I think “oh wow ______ would think this was hot!” in my daily life
Your brows would look super full and glam if you brushed them out with castor oil or a clear brow gel but I can never tell you in real life in case the messy brow thing is like, a deliberate choice and a deep sensitive part of your identity
whenever ur like “oh I can’t look at ur nudes...I have a gf” I’m like boy we both know you’re a cheater BUT I appreciate your attempts at doing better. hmu when ur dirty dogging again tho
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