The Joker would be a lot funnier if he stopped murdering people and took an improv class
He spends so little time making jokes

Dumping money out a hot air balloon then poisoning people isn& #39;t funny, dude
Blowing up a hospital isn& #39;t funny, dude
Killing the entire audience of The David Letterman Show isn& #39;t funny, dude
He does more laughing than telling jokes, he should just be called "The Laugher"
The Joker is an incredible performer, that& #39;s not the issue. The issue is his material.

I think he just needs writers!
He& #39;s always like, "Society is the joke, morality is the joke, justice is the joke"

None of those things are jokes

He should try telling jokes
He doesn& #39;t even have a podcast
Honestly, The Riddler is funnier because a lot of his riddles contain jokes

They should call The Riddler "The Joker" and The Joker "The Murderer"
All of The Jokers props are also unfunny

Who the hell uses a joy buzzer?

Can you imagine if you shook a new coworker& #39;s hand and he had a joy buzzer?

It would be so awkward

You& #39;d fake laugh, then avoid him for the rest of your life
Can you imagine if your co-worker asked, "Wanna smell my flower?"

If that flower had acid in it, you& #39;d be like, "Oh thank god, now I get to die"
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