Went to pick up something free off craigslist with the girlfriend. Naturally I went armed, as I am always armed, unlike podcasting hosting couch-sof vetbros like @TheNumba1Guy

We arrive and there& #39;s a bunch of stuff in the front lawn. I conduct a tactical threat assessment scan and decide to make my move.

I round house kick a ladder over than elbow a lampshade. My elbows are modified elbows as I incorporate racking the slide on my Taurus G3.

yes it& #39;s just as good if not better than the millenial& #39;s Glock they so desperately cleave to.

My girlfriend got mad at me for "damaging their stuff" which they were basically throwing away.

I explained to her how to present as a hard target and then i called her a bitch