Dudes be like I’m sorry if you misread the 9 months of us talking and me telling you that you’re perfect for me as me wanting to date you
Anyways, :(
“Girls do this too”

Not to me they don’t you ugly ass rats
I need to stop tweeting when browned out off of margaritas
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