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In bizzaro @DNC / #FakeNewsMedia world abortion clinics are essential and I am not allowed to do cataract surgery.
In bizzaro world:
1. Abortion is essential and I can’t do cataract surgery
2. Healthy young people are on lockdown while NYC subways are open and, according to MIT, a primary spreader of #WuhanVirus
3. Beaches & parks are closed while science says that is safest place in world
1. Abortion is essential and I can’t do cataract surgery
2. Healthy young people are on lockdown while NYC subways are open and, according to MIT, a primary spreader of #WuhanVirus
3. Beaches & parks are closed while science says that is safest place in world
4. @realDonaldTrump is trying to poison 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States"> for asking questions about the potential benefit of FDA approved drugs, open air / sun therapy, and chemotherapy for a pandemic virus.
5. Most Americans are paid more not to work than work.
5. Most Americans are paid more not to work than work.
6. @realDonaldTrump is xenophobic and racist for restricting travel from a pandemic hot zone
7. #CCP propagandist @WHO is a hero
8. Elite bureaucrats at @CDCgov & @NIH run our country instead of elected officials
7. #CCP propagandist @WHO is a hero
8. Elite bureaucrats at @CDCgov & @NIH run our country instead of elected officials
9. #FakeNewsMedia is propaganda arm of @DNC / #CCP
10. @Harvard takes Covid money while their professor screams that authoritarian parents are crippling children by homeschooling.
11. @kencen takes Covid bailout and then fires their performers
10. @Harvard takes Covid money while their professor screams that authoritarian parents are crippling children by homeschooling.
11. @kencen takes Covid bailout and then fires their performers
12. @GovWhitmer allows sailboats & rowboats but bans boats powered by the internal combustion engine.
13. @DNC governors threaten medical licenses for prescribing @US_FDA approved drug
14. @BrianKempGA (GA-R) is admonished while the CO Gov (D) given pass for same reopen plan
13. @DNC governors threaten medical licenses for prescribing @US_FDA approved drug
14. @BrianKempGA (GA-R) is admonished while the CO Gov (D) given pass for same reopen plan
15. Americans are encouraged by NYC’s mayor DeBlasio to snitch on their neighbors.
16. Americans gladly sacrifice their freedom for a little (false) safety
17. @NYGovCuomo & @GovWhitmer are more popular than @realDonaldTrump & @GovRonDeSantis
16. Americans gladly sacrifice their freedom for a little (false) safety
17. @NYGovCuomo & @GovWhitmer are more popular than @realDonaldTrump & @GovRonDeSantis
18. Nurses do @tiktok_us dances in full PPE while there is an alleged shortage
19. @JoeBiden leads a shadow government from his basement... as far as he knows
20.https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States"> is told they did a good job obeying to justify the worthless government lockdowns
19. @JoeBiden leads a shadow government from his basement... as far as he knows
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21. The primary news sources in https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States"> censor unpopular speech
22. Americans exercise and are friendly to their neighbors when they see them walking the neighborhood (bizarro good)
23. Americans start to realize that relationships are more important than things & turn off tv (good)
22. Americans exercise and are friendly to their neighbors when they see them walking the neighborhood (bizarro good)
23. Americans start to realize that relationships are more important than things & turn off tv (good)
24. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇨🇳" title="Flag of China" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of China"> state media claims https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States"> military snuck in to Wuhan & released the virus.
25. Marijuana & alcoholhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍺" title="Beer mug" aria-label="Emoji: Beer mug"> sales up > 100% while https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="⛪️" title="Church" aria-label="Emoji: Church"> closed
26. Floridahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍅" title="Tomato" aria-label="Emoji: Tomato"> crops rot in the field because no restaurant market while food banks have mile long lines
25. Marijuana & alcohol
26. Florida
27. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇺🇸" title="Flag of United States" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of United States"> debt skyrockets for next gen while spendthrift @DNC Governors seek bailout for decades of pension mismanagement
28. Box stores & grocery stores & mass transithttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👌" title="Ok hand" aria-label="Emoji: Ok hand">, but @DNC says voters can’t go to polls in November
29. #JoeExotichttps://abs.twimg.com/hashflags... draggable="false" alt=""> is hero while @GenFlynn criminal
28. Box stores & grocery stores & mass transit
29. #JoeExotic
30. @CovidActNow serves as @JoeBiden’s shadow @NIH & @BillGates is his surgeon general
31. Kids actually want to go to school
32. Teachers’ unions realize their days are numbered
33. Government workers never fear missing a paycheck while those paying their salary panic
31. Kids actually want to go to school
32. Teachers’ unions realize their days are numbered
33. Government workers never fear missing a paycheck while those paying their salary panic
