something that just happened to me.

My wife likes to join me in the evening to scroll reddit for a moment or two. We& #39;ll just sit together watch stupid shit, then she& #39;ll go and either watch TV or lay in bed with the dogs before going to sleep for the evening.
she:
>leans in close
>licks my shoulder
"Tastes Salty."
says to me, with a straight face
"Are you a salty bitch"
I fuckin& #39; lost it.

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