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Pandemic Confession:
I think some people think because I frequently write and talk very openly and candidly and positively about sex -- and because I& #39;m heavily tattooed -- that when it comes to sex, I& #39;m a filthy pig but (1/10)
I think some people think because I frequently write and talk very openly and candidly and positively about sex -- and because I& #39;m heavily tattooed -- that when it comes to sex, I& #39;m a filthy pig but (1/10)
-- surprise! -- my tastes actually run ridiculously vanilla but when I moved to New York City almost 20 years ago, I had only had one boyfriend and I wanted to experience whatever I could (safely) experience, so I said "yes" to whatever I could say "yes" to and (2/10)
I met a lot of men and I tried a bunch of things and one day I met a guy online who was the president of a very well known non-profit and he asked if I& #39;d come to his apartment and pee on him and I had never peed on anyone before, much less someone who seemed famous, (3/10)
and peeing on people -- and piss play in general -- didn& #39;t seem like anything I& #39;d be interested in but I was curious and I thought, "why not?" but I warned him that I was incredibly pee shy and I worried I wouldn& #39;t be able to do it even if I wanted to but he told me to (4/10)
just drink a ton of water and then come over, so I chugged almost two gallons of water and by the time I got to his apartment, I thought I was going to explode and the door was open and I found him sitting naked (and very excited) in his bathtub and I got naked and I (5/10)
went to pee on him but I just couldn& #39;t -- my body refused to let me pee even though I thought I was going to die if I couldn& #39;t relieve myself and he told me to stand at the toilet and pretend like I was going to "trick my mind" into letting me pee but (6/10)
it didn& #39;t work, so then he told me run some warm water over my wrist to try and trigger myself but that didn& #39;t work either and 15 minutes later I still hadn& #39;t peed and my bladder was ON FIRE and I apologized and quickly put my clothes back on and I (7/10)
ran across the street and just barely made it into a McDonald& #39;s bathroom before I pissed my jeans and then I literally peed for what must have been three minutes and I& #39;ve still never been able to pee on anyone and I still don& #39;t think it& #39;d do anything for me and (8/10)
