I used to date a lady who never appreciated things I did for her.
I used to give her R3 876.54 and buy her 20GB for R699 ya @Vodacom I had a Foschini account for her I paid R700 and I paid for her son’s school (not my son) R900 and gave that boy R20 everyday... https://twitter.com/noley_s/status/1251837353922101248">https://twitter.com/noley_s/s...
I bought her an iPhone 8 and I bought her all the weaves you can think of, Mangolian curls, Brazilian hair 30 inch, Peruvian hair 34 inch, booked a body spa for her every 3 weeks, chocolate and flowers every fortnight, helped her apply for jobs and plugged her with connections...
Helped her with her drivers license, treated her like a queen. Gave her money for groove, bought her lingerie every week, bona kere her bra size was in my head (32 DD) and I bought her shoes online, travelled all the provinces with her except for Gauteng...
But GUESS WHAT?! She still compared me with the guy next door who had an Audi RS3 https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤒" title="Face with thermometer" aria-label="Emoji: Face with thermometer">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦🏾‍♂️" title="Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)" aria-label="Emoji: Man facepalming (medium dark skin tone)">
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