Pretty sure if I had a commercial size washing machine, I could easily rule the world.
Almost positive.
Also, since random thoughts are flowing...

I think Brandy, laying down whiskey, is the girl in Billy Joel& #39;s Piano Man song.
She& #39;s the waitress practicing politics and is hopelessly in love with Davy...who& #39;s still in the Navy. And probably will be for life.
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