I was about to make myself some tea and cookies but then remembered
Literally might faint but thin, lines and poses >
Today’s my cheat day so I might have more than one Ice cube https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😍" title="Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with heart-shaped eyes">
Some days I only survive on water and sunlight https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="☀️" title="Sun with rays" aria-label="Emoji: Sun with rays">
Sometimes I go through KFC online menu whenever I miss carbs. Or call my lesser than carb eating friends, the cholesterol in their voice feeds me
A mild version of my diet for all you weak hos, don’t eat anything and when you feel like you’re about to faint - have a tic tac https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤍" title="White heart" aria-label="Emoji: White heart"> lol your stomach might start consuming itself due to lack of food but you will literally look you best!! I’m a living testicle of this
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