I& #39;ll never forget the high ass time on my flight back from Amsterdam when I was 21, when I met a European criminal who ended up staying in my apartment for the next 2 weeks to dodge the authorities https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> those were simpler times.

So boom. I first meet him on the way onto the airplane for me to fly back from Amsterdam. The end of my graduation trip I took to Europe is over. I was so high from the Amsterdam weed that I couldn& #39;t even remember meeting him. Turns out I had needed a phone charger from him

Our flights part ways after that connecting flight. 4 days later, the European man arrives at my apartment in a limo in my college town in Michigan to stay because he is avoiding court dates or something pretty minor.

he is straight. He& #39;s sleeping on that couch of my friend (RIP SA& #39;Ku) and I& #39;s apartment. Sa& #39;Ku is the 3rd person in the right pic lol he was not happy about the guy being there because he was rich so he was strangely high maintenance https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

And we had a ball!! I showed him some Detroit classics: like Coney Island

We walked through drive thrus. They probably only let us cuz he was whitehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">

I took him to the black community& #39;s parties at my school. Ate at the best places, then he left off to see the west coast for the first time and hide out there. Never saw him againhttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">

(he was pullin and baggin black girls too. A friend of mine who I& #39;ll never namehttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">)