apparently my mom is upset about all my in-person events that got canceled — NOT because i was really looking forward to meeting readers and was worried an disappointed, but because she& #39;s CONVINCED I WILL MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AT A CONVENTION OR SOMETHING.

"— got canceled."
"OH NO!"
"yah, i& #39;m pretty bummed about it —"
"HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO MEET YOUR SOUL MATE WHEN ALL THE OTHER BOOK OBSESSED PEOPLE HAVE TO STAY HOME?"
"mOTHER."
"i& #39;m going to ask your sister what we should do."