Sometimes being a freelance writer means asking an esteemed health expert "Are gloryholes COVID safe because TECHNICALLY you aren& #39;t in the same room?" for an article.

Also editors, hit me up. I& #39;m about to start pitching this beauty.

I promise I will not include the term HOEVID-19 in the article I& #39;m writing despite how badly I may wish to.

The answer, by the way, is no. Gloryholes aren& #39;t really any safer than normal ol& #39; hookups.

Although I& #39;m sure someone will make a quarantine gloryhole video for @Pornhub before too long if they haven& #39;t already.

I also really need to pitch an article that addresses the misconception that online sex workers are making bank right now.

1. Everyone& #39;s going into online sex work because they got laid off.
2. No one has money.
3. Everyone& #39;s wives are home so how are they supposed to watch?