you& #39;re stuck at home with your grade schoolers, which means they& #39;ve been blessing you with some https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŸ”„" title="Fire" aria-label="Emoji: Fire"> grade-schooler humor. knock-knock jokes, awful-mazing puns, etc.

pls share those jokes with the rest of us here.
(i kinda wonder how kid-jokes, and like, double dutch songs, proliferate among the littles.)
a kid-joke shared on an NPR conference call yesterday:

"I went to a zoo the other day, but it only had one dog."

[pause]

"it was a Shih Tzu."

(i laffed. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutral face" aria-label="Emoji: Neutral face">)
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