I& #39;ve broken more chairs by sitting on them than Goldilocks.

One time was at a girlfriend& #39;s friend& #39;s big family Thanksgiving. I went down, the chair legs went out, I kept the open beer from tipping.

3x patio chairs, I presume weakened by sun exposure, split and bit my butt cheeks like an alligator snapping up a fresh baked honey ham.