The problem with making oatmeal at 6 in the morning is your senses are dull and you don& #39;t look to see whether you& #39;re pulling out the honey or the zhug until it& #39;s too late. You know what? It wasn& #39;t awful.
Almost wondering if I should have topped the oatmeal off with spicy chili crisp since I put it on basically every single thing I eat.
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