Actual things said to my cats during quarantine:

Hi, can we share this?
Oop, you& #39;re in my spot bb can you... no it& #39;s ok, I& #39;ll move.
I was just sitting there but... no, no you take it.
Oh, I guess I& #39;ll stop typing now, no worries.
Excuse you?!
Sure, yeah, I can share my cereal...
In addition:

What& #39;re you guys doing? Just knockin& #39; shit over? Cool cool

That& #39;s okay, I wasn& #39;t going to keep that plant in the pot anyway
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