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i& #39;m watching "too hot to handle" on netflix. they take "sexy & horny" ppl to an island and ban them from having sex or kissing for money.....
actual quote: "lana (the AI) will be watching our horny guests in the wild"
"the thing i& #39;m most proud of is my penis"
"i would just ruin harry *thrusts wildly into the air* "
"i wonder if meghan markle ever said that"
"i wonder if meghan markle ever said that"
"having an english accent in america is like having a 12-inch dick"
"this is heaven on earth. and we have jesus. this is literally heaven on earth"
"do you see yourself with her long term bro?"
"i don& #39;t believe in marriage bro"
"by long term i mean 4 weeks bro"
"no bro"
"i don& #39;t believe in marriage bro"
"by long term i mean 4 weeks bro"
"no bro"
*they can& #39;t have sex*
girl, sobbing and blowing nose: "it& #39;s like i lost my mom i& #39;m so sad"
girl, sobbing and blowing nose: "it& #39;s like i lost my mom i& #39;m so sad"
"i had the hottest little señorita in the retreat and she slipped through my fingers"
"i& #39;m a sex icon"
"you woke us up at 2:30am to tell us.. that?"
"you woke us up at 2:30am to tell us.. that?"
"you& #39;re gonna hug me in...whats this called?"
"a bathing suit"
"a hammock is what i was gonna say"
"a bathing suit"
"a hammock is what i was gonna say"
