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The last time I was on the Universal backlot they had a bunch of frozen yogurt signs up and I had no idea why. I get it now.
He just yeeted that puppy into the sun wtf
The world needs Michael& #39;s to-go cups
Where& #39;s the beef? Hump day.
"Fun fact! Columbus is in the Bad Place because of all the raping, slave trade, and genocide!"
Do I have a bisexual headcanon already? #Boop
Oh shes not the only one. Okay cool.
Bud-hole 
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I love Tahani
Eleanor and Chidi are quarantined https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
"Between an hour and 11 months"
Fork man, man I felt that shirt
Fork man, man I felt that shirt
These Friends references are killing me
Okay time for sleep but I forking love this show
Lies are like tigers. They are bad.
I weirdly love Janet
They& #39;re going to kill janet lol what of course chidi cant do it
"Janet, can you get Chidi some weed?"
Kristen Bell would be such a chill best friend
I hate Jianyu omg
Are Tahani and Chidi going to become a thing
Omg he is wearing a Dress Bitch shirt
Oh there& #39;s another eleanor okay
I kinda like this trevor guy https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
BAD JANET https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
Ah Chidi is such a good dude
"Get the fork out of my neighborhood" Yessss Michael
Uh oh. Tahani knows.
"You filibustered recess" https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Face with tears of joy" aria-label="Emoji: Face with tears of joy">
I& #39;m just a girl towering over a boy asking him to love me https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😅" title="Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with open mouth and cold sweat">
Yeah Eleanore and Tahani are my bi headcanon fight me
Wow Chidi& #39;s death lolol
Hey, it& #39;s my three favorite yogurts
Flying turkey girl is Tink from The Guild lol
