This chick keeps blocking and unblocking me, so here is my final statment:
I am not slime and no one is going to believe that I am.

Stop coming up with dramatic situations to cue pity tips.
You& #39;re trying to pull the conversation here so people will pity you. How about bringing people joy? Work on getting tokens that way.
You can follow @Jessperation.
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