I will not endorse Joe Biden until he commits to coming round here and telling me that I& #39;m right about everything. He has to earn my vote. And cleaning up our garage wouldn& #39;t hurt either. Maybe cooking us a light supper.

Seriously, if Biden won’t commit *today* to restringing my guitar for me and teaching my son some Spanish then I’m going to vote for Trump or a random Libertarian nutjob. It’s in Joe’s hands. I don’t make the rules.