I have just given up and realized that each part of this thread is gonna be longer than the last, because i can& #39;t do anything succinctly in my life

we& #39;re reaching around 200 tweets in this one and it& #39;s like i& #39;m gonna have to either make this 500+ tweets or do FIVE parts and i just. i& #39;m so ashamed.

and I wish I could say this was off brand but I covered 5 minutes in 3k words in HWHFTM just of Chuuya getting finger fucked in a parking garage. This is who I have always been. A long winded mess.