If you are worried that the new DUNE adaptation will not be enough fun, perhaps check out another film about a gifted young lad and a raven-haired beauty who encounter a cavern-dwelling wise man in the desert and have a spiritual awakening.

"Tell me about your home world, Usul."

DISEMBODIED VOICE: Watch out for sandworms

STILGAAAAAAH

I& #39;m gratified that parts of this thread have amused some of you, but this is me creating content specifically designed to amuse myself.