Someone is actually playing the fucking bagpipes nearby. Utter bastard.
Listen! https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🔊" title="Speaker with three sound waves" aria-label="Emoji: Speaker with three sound waves">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👂" title="Ear" aria-label="Emoji: Ear">
I LIVE IN THE FUCKING COUNTRYSIDE FFS. THIS ISN& #39;T EDINBURGH!
The chickens are *appalled*
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