Garv is trying to make rolls...all I hear from the kitchen is rustling through cutlery drawers, muttering about tablespoon and teaspoon ratios, yeast and sighing https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing">
Recipe is on a handwritten card that says "Dot& #39;s rolls" and Dot knows her stuff because there are no temperatures or bake times https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😬" title="Grimacing face" aria-label="Emoji: Grimacing face">
G: what bowl donee have that& #39;s bigger than the mixing bowl?"
M: you need bigger than the mixer?
G: well it says 8 cups of flour & then 2 more
M: how many rolls does this make??
G: *Inspects recipe card* makes a large batch.

Oh Dot...
Progress report:
A total of 12 cups of four...this was not the most pandemic appropriate recipe as it turns out...
Behold the risen dough
Plot twist!! Fried dough!!!
G: ahh the oven isn& #39;t on!
M: I turned it off when I took the casserole out.
G: I& #39;ve been cooking rolls in an oven that& #39;s off https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙄" title="Face with rolling eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Face with rolling eyes"> well, that explains why they rose so much more...
1st pan out!!!
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