my friend asked me today if ive played the new final fantasy game.

do i really look like im gonna be a virgin until the age of 40??

okay, this tweet was actually mean.

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update: im at my aunts house, and her roommate (the dude whos wife left him to be in a lesbian relationship) asked me if i played final fantasy