Philosophers in quarantine:
Schopenhauer: A man can be himself only so long as he is alone
Sartre: If you& #39;re lonely when you& #39;re alone, you& #39;re in bad company
Thoreau: I never found a companion so companionable as solitude
Camus: …and you weirdos lecture us on the human condition?

Kant: There& #39;s a quarantine? Since when? I didn& #39;t notice.