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Think of a number
Think of a number
Name a year from history
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Now say those numbers one after another uncertainly
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Add in a few thousands and millions for good measure - put them in wherever you like.
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Congratulations ... you are Priti Patel ... let& #39;s put you in charge of the security of the country!
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