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MUFF! Where’s my curly MUFF??
Here& #39;s a thread of dogs that went missing a while ago, so it’s perhaps worth shouting their names...
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SMUT! I can& #39;t live without SMUT!
BOGEY where are you?!
DARKIE! My DARKIE& #39;S run away!
NIGGER? NIGGER!
DICK! I miss stroking my beautiful DICK!
I& #39;m desperate for FANNY!
Where& #39;s my SHAG!!
*Momentarily loses voice*
TITS! I& #39;m after TITS!!
Come out GAY – wherever you are!
CRACK? Have you seen my hairy CRACK?
My beloved STINK is back!
???
Have you seen my black WILLIE?
I need my WEE!
And my WEE WEE& #39;S run away!
I want my black bitch SLUT!!
How I miss my lovely TOSS!
Anyone seen my HEMP?
Oh.
(And perhaps that a signal to stop)
(And perhaps that a signal to stop)
