me: hello i would like uhm burger and soft drink

man: sir, this is a bendy& #39;s

me: oh sorry *I bend over backwards to a terrifying degree until my back breaks and i scream and wail in agony for several minutes on the floor*

man: comin right up

me: can i get a food to go

lady: sir, this is a friendy& #39;s

me: i like you

lady: well i think you& #39;re strange and off-putting

me: ah

me: been tryin all over town, y& #39;all sell food?

another cashier, its a man again this time: sir, this is a spendy& #39;s

me: so?

man: you cant afford it

me: please im starving

cashier, beyond the binary: sir, this is a comprendy& #39;s

me: HUH?!

cashier: exaclty, i cant understand you

me: more like non-comprendy& #39;s

c: que?

me: whats this place, endy& #39;s i hope cause this has gone on long enough

cashier: welcome to sendy& #39;s, this is where you send the tweet

me: phew, i was worried this thread was gonna overstay its welcome