I remember once I was at Thanksgiving with my family when I was like 17, and we started to watch Footloose (partially filmed in my home town and at my grandparents house) and I told her that Kevin Bacon made me horny and she got mad at me

ONLY because she was trying not to laugh.

Oh also if I ever start to complain about wrinkles please shake me.

Eventually your skin is going to fall off your bones so why worry about it???????????????

Your skin isn& #39;t there to impress people it& #39;s there to hide and protect your disgusting insides!!!!!