and this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you always hire a queer-friendly editor

apparently I am over the acceptable number of queers in my module

i threw in a token straight couple

is that not enough

I am busy adding 5 more gay couples and renaming the straight couple to Karen and Chadwick. They have two kids, and they argue all the time because they believe it means they have a healthy relationship.

also I just realised I used "ladies and gentleman" like a moron when what I meant was "look upon this all ye creatures of the earth and despair"

verbal tics are hard to break dangit

now if you& #39;ll excuse me I& #39;m going to go play the Witcher III and turn down all women who throw themselves at Geralt because it amuses me to deny straight people things