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Bay Area love story : A Thread .
You just met a fine ass dude . But he looks familiar , where do you know him from?
You guys have been talking and he wants to pick you up and take you out ... where do you live?
He’s told you not to get Too Dressed up, just wear something casual . What will you wear ?
He’s running late ,he’s coming from East Oakland and he hit traffic . He’s driving as fast as he can , but what car does he have?
He pulls up finally , what is he wearing though ?
Now you guys are in the car .... you look down and see what in his cup holder ?
You guys finally pulled up to the place . But where is it ?
The night is young & it’s a Saturday . He wants to take you somewhere “exclusive “ but you not new to this ...
It’s after midnight . Y’all are nice and tipsy , and hungry again . Where will you stop to get food ?
He’s cool , but you don’t really see this going anywhere . You still want to have sex with this nigga so he takes you home .... he live with his grandma . Where does she live?
He goes stupid in yo’ shit , so now you hooked . It’s been months and you can’t leave him alone . You do a drive by through his granny neighborhood and see a car in the driveway . Not just any car though ... one of these
You just know he got a “bitch in there” . So you investigate , and what did you find? HIS BABY MAMA. What does she look like?
You smash on him for not telling you , and you guys stop talking . He doesn’t want to lose you so he shows up to your house, after begging you of course . He brought your fave, What did he bring you ?
If the baby mamas are real . I’m sorry , I googled “hyphy white girl” and this is what came up ... y’all are all beautiful . Please don’t try to fight me because you will lose . Be blessed . Again, I’m sorry .
