Tweeting daily updates until my lightsaber is delivered day 1. Is it here yet?
No
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Nope
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No x2 missed a day https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥴" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
No
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Nope
Nada
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Not today
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The 6 people who are liking my tweets on this thread when it’s finally delivered
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No (slacking on this one)
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Nope
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No no no
A late one but no
No again
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No chef
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OH SHIT
Not yet https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="👀" title="Eyes" aria-label="Emoji: Eyes">
No
No https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😤" title="Face with look of triumph" aria-label="Emoji: Face with look of triumph">
No, Hermes are blueballing me
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