shitty theories of who is holding diyoza in the anomaly: a thread
dante has diyoza. they& #39;ve actually become quite good friends. diyoza spiked his afternoon tea with tequila and now they are sitting on the floor drunkenly doing bob ross tutorials.
lincoln has diyoza. he& #39;s captured her so he can politely ask octavia& #39;s hand in marriage. diyoza says she doesn& #39;t give a shit and tells him to stay frosty.
riley has diyoza. he& #39;s pissed people care about her character more than his. he goes super meta and cancels the show. (requested by @thekawaiislarti )
isaiah washington has diyoza. no reason -- he& #39;s just batshit crazy. (suggestion by @sheidheda )
a 13 year old from the year 2020 has diyoza. he& #39;s coercing diyoza into faking a "famous relative check" tik tok for the clout.
wells has diyoza. he was so kind to her that she suffered a heart attack and is now recovering. she& #39;s doing well, thanks for asking.
blake has diyoza. he& #39;s holding her hostage until he gets more season 7 content.