Thread by @poisonsparty, a thread of me rating every single food emoji

a thread of me rating every single food emoji

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍏" title="Green apple" aria-label="Emoji: Green apple"> - disgusting. i fucking hate green apples they are the worst apple to exist 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍎" title="Red apple" aria-label="Emoji: Red apple"> - okay. red delicious is the only true red apple that i know of and it’s kind of meh. 4/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍐" title="Pear" aria-label="Emoji: Pear"> - i like pears especially when they are not brown or mushy and this emoji appears to be neither. 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍊" title="Tangerine" aria-label="Emoji: Tangerine"> - oranges are overrated and this is coming from the girl who lives in fucking orange city so 3/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍋" title="Lemon" aria-label="Emoji: Lemon"> - amazing, has done nothing wrong Ever and you can make some delicious scones out of them. 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍌" title="Banana" aria-label="Emoji: Banana"> - bananas are actually really good and i love banana bread and banana nut muffins so this is also another fruit that has done nothing wrong. trust your yellow fruits. 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍉" title="Watermelon" aria-label="Emoji: Watermelon"> - the worst fruit i’ve ever had. 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍇" title="Grapes" aria-label="Emoji: Grapes"> - grapes are nice i used to grow them in my backyard in merced and they were very sweet and delicious so 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍓" title="Strawberry" aria-label="Emoji: Strawberry"> - tied to be the best fucking fruit in existence if you hate strawberries i hate you 20/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍈" title="Melon" aria-label="Emoji: Melon"> - it’s alright. 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍒" title="Cherries" aria-label="Emoji: Cherries"> - cherries are the fucking worst but the emoji is cute so i’m giving it a 5/10 just because of the emoji

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍑" title="Peach" aria-label="Emoji: Peach"> - they just look like fuzzy butts and you know what i like that 8/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥭" title="Mango" aria-label="Emoji: Mango"> - tied with strawberries to be the best fruit ever if u hate mangos i hate u 20/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍍" title="Pineapple" aria-label="Emoji: Pineapple"> - it’s okay it makes my tongue itchy which i don’t like 3/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥥" title="Coconut" aria-label="Emoji: Coconut"> - i have nothing against coconuts it’s okay 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥝" title="Kiwi fruit" aria-label="Emoji: Kiwi fruit"> - so valid it’s up there with bananas and lemons 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍅" title="Tomato" aria-label="Emoji: Tomato"> - tomato should not be a fruit it’s disgusting 1/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍆" title="Aubergine" aria-label="Emoji: Aubergine"> - absolutely horrible i hate it as a food and i hate that people use it as the dick emoji 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥑" title="Avocado" aria-label="Emoji: Avocado"> - it has no taste and honestly the emoji looks kind of ugly 3/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥦" title="Broccoli" aria-label="Emoji: Broccoli"> - it’s cool i like it and the emoji looks cuter than actual broccoli so 8/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥬" title="Leafy green" aria-label="Emoji: Leafy green"> - wtf is this is it lettuce this looks horrible and does not do justice to lettuce 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥒" title="Cucumber" aria-label="Emoji: Cucumber"> - cucumbers are the worst vegetable 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌶" title="Hot pepper" aria-label="Emoji: Hot pepper"> - it’s cute but i cannot consume chilies bc i can only handle artificial/chemical spice 6/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌽" title="Ear of maize" aria-label="Emoji: Ear of maize"> - I FUCKING LOVE CORN ANYTHING YELLOW IS GOOD TRUST YELLOW FRUITS AND VEGTABLES 20/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥕" title="Carrot" aria-label="Emoji: Carrot"> - carrots are good and this emoji looks like the lik carrots the draw with frosting on carrot cake 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧄" title="Garlic" aria-label="Emoji: Garlic"> - it’s whatever ig it makes some good food like shrimp scampi or whatever 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧅" title="Onion" aria-label="Emoji: Onion"> - i hate onions with a burning passion 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥔" title="Potato" aria-label="Emoji: Potato"> - potatoes are good they fall under the yellow foods depending on the ones u buy so 20/10

i realized i made a mistake twice corn and potatoes should be 10/10 i am sorry

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍠" title="Roasted sweet potato" aria-label="Emoji: Roasted sweet potato"> - they’re good ig but my brother is sort of named after them ig (i cant elaborate) and i don’t like him so i don’t like yams 1/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥐" title="Croissant" aria-label="Emoji: Croissant"> - these fuckers are so good idk how u pronounce them tho i know tom holland says like quackson or some shit which is stupid anyway they’re good as a food and the emoji is nice 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥯" title="Bagel" aria-label="Emoji: Bagel"> - bagels are the shit especially with strawberry cream cheese 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍞" title="Bread" aria-label="Emoji: Bread">- pure white bread. tastes good by itself in my opinion sometimes u don’t need those spreads. 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥖" title="Baguette bread" aria-label="Emoji: Baguette bread"> - @prisonofsorrows’s version of white bread i guess idk are these even french who knows i guess they’re alright 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥨" title="Pretzel" aria-label="Emoji: Pretzel"> - they’re okay a little bit salty but ig that’s bc every place i’ve had them at makes them too salty but the emoji is nice so 8/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧀" title="Cheese wedge" aria-label="Emoji: Cheese wedge"> - yeah cheese is good without it there would be no mac and cheese but the emoji is fucking ugly so 6/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥚" title="Egg" aria-label="Emoji: Egg"> - eggs are good idk why so many people hate them and the emoji is accurate so 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍳" title="Cooking" aria-label="Emoji: Cooking"> - ooh a fried egg i like these but u must cook both sides or it’s gross and the emoji doesn’t do that so 5/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧈" title="Butter" aria-label="Emoji: Butter"> - you use it to cook shit ig or if you’re like my brother you slap a whole bunch of it on some toasted (burnt) pieces of white bread and eat it like that. unacceptable. 6/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥞" title="Pancakes" aria-label="Emoji: Pancakes"> - so good i really want pancakes so bad but my parents won’t let me make any :/ but the emoji is so adorable it looks better than real pancakes 30/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧇" title="Waffle" aria-label="Emoji: Waffle"> - they’re alright the emoji doesn’t really do them justice but it’s still nice 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥓" title="Bacon" aria-label="Emoji: Bacon"> - litetally never had it wtf am i supposed to rate this

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥩" title="Cut of meat" aria-label="Emoji: Cut of meat"> - why is it fucking raw 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍗" title="Poultry leg" aria-label="Emoji: Poultry leg"> - bleh. looks nothing like chicken curry. 1/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍖" title="Meat on bone" aria-label="Emoji: Meat on bone"> - WTF IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE 7/10 I GUESS ITS PROBABLY ACCURATE

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦴" title="Bone" aria-label="Emoji: Bone"> - A BONE IS NOT EDIBLE FOR HUMANS APPLE. 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌭" title="Hot dog" aria-label="Emoji: Hot dog"> - people hate them but i love them give me all the hot dogs
also the emoji has mustard instead of ketchup i feel so represented 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍔" title="Hamburger" aria-label="Emoji: Hamburger"> - burgers are great and this emoji does them justice 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍟" title="French fries" aria-label="Emoji: French fries"> - they’re fried potatoes how can they not be good and also the emoji looks so good i would eat them 20/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍕" title="Slice of pizza" aria-label="Emoji: Slice of pizza"> - i don’t really like pizza all that much it’s okay and there’s only a pepperoni pizza emoji which makes me feel really left out bc i can’t eat pepperoni so 4/10 :/

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥪" title="Sandwich" aria-label="Emoji: Sandwich"> - never had a sandwich like this before the emoji looks yummy i would eat it 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥙" title="Stuffed flatbread" aria-label="Emoji: Stuffed flatbread"> - i don’t remember what these are called rn but they’re good and the emoji looks adorable 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🧆" title="Falafel" aria-label="Emoji: Falafel"> - green meatballs. interesting. 8/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌮" title="Taco" aria-label="Emoji: Taco"> - tacos are good but i fucking hate hard shells and the emoji is a hard shell taco which upsets me so 6/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🌯" title="Burrito" aria-label="Emoji: Burrito"> - never had a burrito but this reminds me of the drawing of one for a doom patrol cover i think which is nice so 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥗" title="Green salad" aria-label="Emoji: Green salad"> - salad is okay usually but this salad has cucumbers which is absolutely unacceptable 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥘" title="Shallow pan of food" aria-label="Emoji: Shallow pan of food"> - if this is supposed to be chicken curry then you fucking failed apple this looks my shit 0/10 the worst emoji on this keyboard

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥫" title="Canned food" aria-label="Emoji: Canned food"> - tomato soup or tomato paste we will never know 7/10

back to the chicken curry rating i made a typo bc i was so angry what i meant to say was “this looks like my shit”

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍝" title="Spaghetti" aria-label="Emoji: Spaghetti"> - this is the world’s worst looking spaghetti where are the meatballs 1/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍜" title="Steaming bowl" aria-label="Emoji: Steaming bowl"> - idk if this is supposed to be ramen or something else if it’s ramen 0/10 it looks nothing like it if it’s something else idk 10/10 ig

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍲" title="Pot of food" aria-label="Emoji: Pot of food"> - i think this is vegtable soup but it looks like they didn’t chop the vegatbles which is weird 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍛" title="Curry and rice" aria-label="Emoji: Curry and rice"> - idk what this is but it looks nice 9/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍣" title="Sushi" aria-label="Emoji: Sushi"> - i hate sushi but the emoji looks so cute so 7/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍱" title="Bento box" aria-label="Emoji: Bento box"> - is that a platter of sushi what’s the point no one can fucking see it the last emoji was better 2/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥟" title="Dumpling" aria-label="Emoji: Dumpling"> - so good my mom makes the best dumplings (and the only ones i can actually eat) 10/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🦪" title="Oyster" aria-label="Emoji: Oyster"> - i think that’s an oyster and apple somehow managed to make it look even more disgusting than real oysters look 0/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍤" title="Fried shrimp" aria-label="Emoji: Fried shrimp"> - shrimp is good and this looks kind of like shrimp i just think the coloring is off so 8/10

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍙" title="Rice ball" aria-label="Emoji: Rice ball"> - idk what this is

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🍚" title="Cooked rice" aria-label="Emoji: Cooked rice"> - a bowl of white rice seems like such a weird emoji to have like who tf just eats straight white rice in a bowl 3/10

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