When your husband is running for President and tells YouTube Vloggers he likes their podcasts
When your husband confuses you with his sister https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
When your husband keeps forgetting what state he’s in https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
When your husband says ā€œPoor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."
When your husband confuses Theresa May with Margaret Thatcher. Again.
When your husband calls a voter ā€œfatā€, like it’s his name... #LookFat
When your husband forgets he was Vice President and keeps insisting he taught college classes as a professor... but he didn’t. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
When your husband forgets how many grandkids he has https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
When your husband says President Trump should invoke the DPA but he already invoked it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
When your husband calls for a supply commander, but President Trump had already announced one https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🄓" title="Woozy face" aria-label="Emoji: Woozy face">
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