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(8:04) - Steve has begun shopping for my items. May whatever deity you believe in have mercy on his soul and keep him safe.
(8:10)
(8:18) I& #39;m not actually convinced that Steve has behun shopping. He may be enjoying a beverage or trying to lose @BofM_Jeremy in the parking lot.
(8:24) Steve got asparagus and blueberries. Deep breaths.
(8:26) BREAKING: Steve has secured a bag of clementines.
(8:28) Now mixed peppers and romaine hearts. Clearly, Steve went produce first.
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(8:34) After a hot start, there appears to be some sort of delay. We& #39;re trying to determine what the issue is. Hopefully, Steve didn& #39;t blow out a hamstring.
(8:38) Steve?
(8:40) Can confirm that after going 8 for 8 in produce, Steve has moved into the deli counter and just picked up pastrami.
(8:46) After grabbing London broil and swiss cheese, Steve moves on like a quiet assassin.
(8:48) HE GOT THE FAMILY PACK OF GROUND BEEF! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PEOPLE!
(8:53) I hope Steve is properly hydrated.
(8:55) Pancetta is in stock. Could be an indicator of good things or that I& #39;m just a pretentious jerk.
(8:59) Steve follows that up with a nice bratwurst/bacon bang bang. Keep it going, Steve.
(9:04) In what some would consider a mild surprise, Steve grabs 2 lbs of ground pork. This guy was built for this.
(9:09) After starting off 16 for 16, we have our first substitution. No family pack of chicken thighs. We& #39;ll settle for 2 regular packs. Give it up for Steve, folks.
(9:14) Steve begins a new streak and he does it with style: Pimento cheese dip.
(9:17) In a move that would make @chefjoseandres proud, Steve grabs some Manchego cheese. ¡Hola, chef!
(9:19) Showing his ability to bob and weave, Steve doubles back for the salad kits. Uh oh, @jrtoastyman - lemon kale. 
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(9:25) There seems to be another delay here. I am a wreck.
(9:30) Steve is on it. We have baguette. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🇫🇷" title="Flag of France" aria-label="Emoji: Flag of France">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥖" title="Baguette bread" aria-label="Emoji: Baguette bread">
(9:36) Steve moves on to dairy with a HUGE pull - 2 lbs of unsalted butter.
(9:38) Shredded cheese is a bloodbath. I& #39;m going to need a moment.
(9:42) Steve manages some creative substitutions and grabbed a block of mozzarella. Not a total loss.
(9:49)
(9:51) Steve got my Snapples. Way to go, Steve.
(9:57) Sparkling water situation is dire.
(10:13) Steve is plodding on methodically with ginger ale, cereal, and peanut butter. I& #39;m starting to fade.
(10:21) Two hours and ten minutes in, Steve is half way through my list.
(10:28) Me waiting for Steve to get to the Entennmans aisle.
(10:45) All of my baking supplies have been acquired. Go, Steve.
(10:49)
(10:58) Steve is currently on a 9 item streak.
(11:03) I think Steve has gone rogue. Really bouncing from aisle to aisle. Strategy had gone out the window.
(11:26) We have 12 items to go. My Entennmans donuts are still on the list. Not liking this strategy by Steve AT ALL.
(11:38) This can& #39;t be real.
(11:42) ENTENNMANS ACQUIRED!
I forgot to mention Little Debbie Nutty Bars.
(12:03) Steve got Cadbury creme eggs. No guarantee I& #39;ll have them by Easter. We& #39;re 4 hours in.
(12:17) 6 more items. Finish strong, Steve.
(12:24) Levi just called Steve a bum.
(12:44) Steve is finished. 80 total items. 12 were out of stock. 9 were substituted. Total shopping time was 4 hours and 40 minutes. That& #39;s a long time, right?
This did wonders for my blood pressure. I& #39;m glad I could share it with all of you.
This did wonders for my blood pressure. I& #39;m glad I could share it with all of you.
Just got a text from @Instacart that Steve has a motorcycle so he& #39;ll be delivering in 72 separate trips.
