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14 days Silver lining.
(1.) Reevaluate friendships.
No one is busy now, if they cannot respond to your texts, it& #39;s probably because they don& #39;t like your arse. Forget the conventional rules of texting. Start with something assertive like, "Nnenna, I know you are lying on the bed
(1.) Reevaluate friendships.
No one is busy now, if they cannot respond to your texts, it& #39;s probably because they don& #39;t like your arse. Forget the conventional rules of texting. Start with something assertive like, "Nnenna, I know you are lying on the bed
and pressing phone" - they still don& #39;t reply, ditch & #39;em.
(2.) The perfect alibi.
Pandemics can kill anyone at anytime. Like your ex. Your husband too. Just make sure the poison you use mimics the symtoms of the pandemic.
(3.) Thank you 1972!
We will appreciate how our parents
(2.) The perfect alibi.
Pandemics can kill anyone at anytime. Like your ex. Your husband too. Just make sure the poison you use mimics the symtoms of the pandemic.
(3.) Thank you 1972!
We will appreciate how our parents
grew up. Social Simplicity; books and no Tik Tok. They maintained social distancing Even when they danced. They knew better.
(4.) Great conversations, man.
Ladies, guys that hide behind "have you eaten?" and "how did your day go?" will be exposed. Because now they must have a
(4.) Great conversations, man.
Ladies, guys that hide behind "have you eaten?" and "how did your day go?" will be exposed. Because now they must have a
real conversation with you. Take note of them. Take screen shots too. And when this is over, cast them to the bottom of your chat history where they belong. They are scum.
(5.) Nuptial bliss.
Our married friends with girlfriends - no, " just friends" - You have nowhere to hide.
(5.) Nuptial bliss.
Our married friends with girlfriends - no, " just friends" - You have nowhere to hide.
No "meetings" to attend. You are at home with the wife. And time. Lots of time. You will figure out intimate things about her. Like where the color of her eyes fall on the color wheel. Or if she has a boyfriend. Good luck.
(6.) A viral lyric.
Somewhere in the world,someone is
(6.) A viral lyric.
Somewhere in the world,someone is
experimenting with lyrics like "I shut this shit down like covid" and someone else is saying to him "dope lyrics bro"
Think of this. And delight in the fact that you are vastly smarter than most people. But do that with caution, because the song will drop, and you will dance.
Think of this. And delight in the fact that you are vastly smarter than most people. But do that with caution, because the song will drop, and you will dance.
(7.) Scientific Salvation.
Brethren, thou shalt congregate with any pastor who shalt abandon live stream and heal a Covid host by good ol& #39; laying of hands. Thou shalt donate thine income to their ministries too. But whilst thou wait, thou shalt stick to watching them on live
Brethren, thou shalt congregate with any pastor who shalt abandon live stream and heal a Covid host by good ol& #39; laying of hands. Thou shalt donate thine income to their ministries too. But whilst thou wait, thou shalt stick to watching them on live
stream and thou shalt hope that the periodic table figure this shit out.
