Back in the day when I just joined Facebook Nicky Minaj was my celebrity crush then so I sent her a friend request. I was surprised when she accepted on my birthday so I chatted her up.

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She then said she wanted to surprise me. I asked her "how ma?". She asked which airtime I was using and I said "GLO". She was like " you& #39;re using the Pour people network. I& #39;ll bless you today." I be like "My helper don land oo...God bless you for me mahttps://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face">."
Then she said she wanted to send me 5k airtime but she doesn& #39;t have much airtime to send me the airtime. That I should send her 500 naira MTN. I was there reasoning the matter:
I ask her " do they use MTN in amrika?" She said "it& #39;s Arm-ri-car, don& #39;t you go to skul?" I said I typed what I used to hear in my area that I didn& #39;t really know the correct spelling.
She said "Ok I can sea you& #39;re a bit locul. And yes we youse MTN here. It is for reach people like horse"
I& #39;m like wow...
I was like "I didn& #39;t know you understood Yoruba ooo. Wow. I& #39;m still waiting for the surprise tho& #39;"
Then she said "Don& #39;t worry when you grown. I& #39;ll surprise you with the airtime"

My people I have grown oo. Someone should help me beg Nikki Minaj that I& #39;m still here waiting oh.
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