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My partner has been judging me harshly on animal crossing, which to be fair, every time they ask what I am doing, they only get more justified.
"Why are you catching that spider?"
"Oh! To uhh sell... it?"
"..."
"Yeaaaah."
"Oh! To uhh sell... it?"
"..."
"Yeaaaah."
Me: "See! This island was too pretty to strip mine, so I didn& #39;t catch spiders on it at all!... Just a lot of butterflies for the market instead."
"I& #39;m just ASKING Ketchup to move her house."
"Why?"
"I uh, don& #39;t like how it looks there."
"Can she say no?"
"... no."
"Why?"
"I uh, don& #39;t like how it looks there."
"Can she say no?"
"... no."
"Why wouldn& #39;t you ask this frog to move into your island?"
"Because... well..."
"Because why?"
"Because I might be able to do better than them."
"Because... well..."
"Because why?"
"Because I might be able to do better than them."
