Thread by @richard_4_real, Like this and I’ll leave you a funny message in the replies...no [...]

Like this and I’ll leave you a funny message in the replies...no names....all jokes

Hate to wait a minute so it wasn’t obvious who I was talkin bout

Aye I swear you look like one of them inflatable people outside the car dealerships...ole fruit by the foot built BUSTER

I see handsome squidward has entered the chat...head shaped like a bike seat

I can just tell yo breath stank...look like you chew your water before you swallow it...I bet you got a 6th toe or your left foot

Lmao I thought about what our kids would look like, and I wouldn’t dare wish that upon the earth...your genes would have our babies looking like thumb thumbs

It’s always the cute ones that end up having that wolf pussy, and I know it’s you. I know that mf got more hair on her lips than me

I’d buy your onlyfans

Yours too

NOT YOURS....unless you say cornball jamal in an Australian accent, then I’ll think about it

You look like you fw black folks that let you say nigga, and I’d slap the shit outta you if it ain’t get me stabbed or shot...have yo dad send me money tho

You look like you steal MP3 players just to listen to NBA youngboy and override the system

I could really sit and watch you shake your ass for days, at least until my next assignment is due

I really just wanna beat yo ass just to see what your blood looks like on that silky smooth skin you got there

Give me 3 good reasons why I shouldn’t dm you right now and confess my love for you...

1. I
2. Be
3. Lying

I fucked ya mom last night...don’t believe me? Ask ya sister...don’t have a sister? My bad, she won’t be here for another 9 months...

I feel like you got good music taste, but you quick to let mfs with terrible taste hold the aux

Bruh I’m barely there wtf

You look like ya head good, but dassit

You look like ya backshot air REEKS

I can tell your favorite rapper is not black, and you think the earth is flat

Mfs be out here starting conversations with an unsolicited dick pic. On some HERE’S GIBBYYY shit

You cool people’s, but from a distance your head looks like a stop sign

You look exactly like this one pornstar I beat my meat to the other night...took me 3 hours to get that nut off, ugly ass

I’m literally just skipping around at this point lmaooooo I can tell nobody tapped on you during heads up 7 up

You seem cool af, that’s why I don’t wanna listen to the shit you send me because if it’s ass imma laugh every time we interact from now on

I bet you take 20 minutes during foreplay just to tell a mf you sleepy, get the hell out

Outta all the people here, I know for a fact if I asked you for some consolation coochie, you’d bring it to me with no hesitation...you filthy whore

Y’all ain’t tired of seeing my replies yet?

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤣" title="Rolling on the floor laughing" aria-label="Emoji: Rolling on the floor laughing"> aye why you look that one cartoon character nobody knows the name of

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I know you have a mean ass stutter when you mad...and you be throwing it down with them auntie elbows you got. I still love you

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