can i just say one thing?
i am a person who believes in myself.
like...

*tremendously*.

i think i can do a LOT of things. and i think i can do a LOT of things WELL when i put my mind to them.

there is no greater evangelist for my own worth and capacity for greatness than me.
and even iiiiiiii....

with alllllllllllllllllllllllllll of this confidence....

NAY--

ARROGANCE...

even with allllllllllllllllll of my ADMITTED arrogance--

i am

FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED-

utterly and COMPLETELY UNDONE----

by the augoddamndacity-

of jared kushner.
i just want to speak candidly here.

b/c i& #39;m an i-bet-i-can-do-that motherfucker.

like. i EXIST in that space.

but i stop JUST SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY of assuming i could......

you know....

idunno.

i& #39;m spitballing here--

ughhh...

remedy a global pandemic.
you know?

like-
if i look at myself in the mirror right now, i can confidently stare at my own reflection and cite a solid 7 professions i& #39;d be good at.

and even if i stood at the vanity for HOURS ON END...

the EIGHTH thing i named....

would NOTTTTTTT be-

"epidemiologist."
i& #39;m sorry.
i just can& #39;t get over it.

who THE FUCK does this dude think he is?

that& #39;s not rhetorical, either.

i& #39;m *genuinely* asking.

what baron munchausenian world does this mfer fancy himself the protagonist of?
sorry.

the whole thing is the second whitest thing i& #39;ve ever seen.
obviously, the first is the president.

the third is "tiger king."
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