In normal times, we& #39;d all be watching the Final Four this Saturday.

In lieu of that, I present 2020 Pantry March Madness! Seedings by the National Cupboard Athletic Association (me and @AndrewWBauld)

If people like this, I will gladly tweet Round 1 games for twitter voting. https://twitter.com/DavidPomerantz/status/1245036001795293184">https://twitter.com/DavidPome...
Rules!
1. We only included items that are shelf-stable upon purchase. Fridge is fine after opening, but we left off things like apples because they can& #39;t last for a month or so in the pantry.
2. If you don& #39;t like what& #39;s in my pantry, know that I truly, honestly do not care.
I& #39;m sure there was a better way to group these, but we couldn& #39;t think of one and we spent 30 whole minutes.

Did chocolate get shoe-horned into a region with sardines? It did!
Seedings reflect a mix of how essential The Committee deems each staple, combine with some pandering to the masses, which is the only thing keeping anchovies from being a 1 seed for at least one Committee member.)
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