In the bathroom minding my business

My son:*bust up in the bathroom* mommy what you doing?

Me: Pooping boy get out the bathroom

My son: *grabs my face* Your stinking up my bathroom mommy!

Me: https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😳" title="Flushed face" aria-label="Emoji: Flushed face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😩" title="Weary face" aria-label="Emoji: Weary face">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😭" title="Loudly crying face" aria-label="Emoji: Loudly crying face"> BWOY IF YUH NUH TEK YUH.....

Y’all see the wutlessness that comes out my two year old mouth. I was really bout to cuss him and tell him bout himself but me laughing choked me up