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David is sleep talking and he goes to me “We need to get off the elevator”
I said “what?”
He goes” the escalator... whatever it is. These people are taking forever.”
Mind you, he is sleeping
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I said “what?”
He goes” the escalator... whatever it is. These people are taking forever.”
Mind you, he is sleeping
David is sleep talking again and we’ve been playing a lot of Super Mario Party so he says “Why do I feel like you’re about to get a 7 right now?”
“What?” I ask
“I feel like you’re about to roll a 7. You roll a 7 every time.”
Again, mind you. He. Is. Sleeping.
“What?” I ask
“I feel like you’re about to roll a 7. You roll a 7 every time.”
Again, mind you. He. Is. Sleeping.
I’m just gonna use this thread every time David sleep talks something funny.
