How To Win A Fair Maiden’s Heart 101.

This has to sure-fire, surely?

When you’re in lockdown, and fair T decides she wants her own wheelbarrow because the ones we have are always

1: Full
2: Disgusting
3: Lost
4: Broken
or any combination of the above...

This is what to do.
Strip and clean and de rust the best one. Lovingly wash it in baby shampoo. Buff.

Raid your workshop for what paints you have (can’t buy any, lockdown).

Find most of them have dried in the tin. All the interesting ones, anyway. Why do we keep nub-ends of paint?
First coat on. Too cold to stay outside and my coach lining is going wobbly. Big reveal tomorrow.
Sneak preview: it’s got a whitewall tyre.
I fyle hope in mine bryste that faiyr maydene wille be pleased of me ynd therefor give me her fayre Harte
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